My interview with me FBI:
"Ms. Cancela tell me about your experience in the USAF, and how that time serving your country will help you to be success on the FBI"- ASKED THE AGENT. "Well, I know how to pack a box, I know how to do security check , you know like TSA, I know how to put people on a bus, I know how to drive a forklift, I know how to label a box, I'm an expert on the MSN Messenger, I kn...ow the in and outs of a copy machine, I know how to deal with customers, I write 40 wpm on the messenger, I know ppl from the ports, people from the moving company, I know how to make your move smoothly, I know how to file papers, I know how to watch You Tube, I know how to book flights, cancel flights, I know everything about classified shipments, I know how to make a Wood box, how to cut wood, hammer, Print a label, do Power POint presentations, I know how to clean bldg, clean bathrooms, vaccuum, I do an excelent job when it comes to crystal doors, yeah I'm so good they called me "MARIA" uh huh! Oh and I have expert markmanship with my M16 three times, I got 43,46,48 scores with my M16. And I'm certified under the program S.TA.R. and certified with my 9MM" -ME "O_o"- FBI AGENT....
LMAO... This is how my mind goes... all day long!! Imagine funny stuff.
DINDY
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