U DON'T GET TO QUIT, U DON'T GET TO QUIT ON ME...
IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, I DON'T WANT ANY EXTREME PROCEDURE TO BE TAKEN...
PLEASE DON'T CUT OUT ...
IF IT COMES TO THAT, JUST LET ME GO!
How u let go what u love most? How can u live when the person u loved most will soon or later be gone?
We don't live anymore, we just exists! But we are to ashamed to tell the truth. U can have all the money in the world, u can have all the friends in the world and still feel empty inside, and still be dead inside. You can tell people u ok, act like a clown, smile here and when u go home u died ! U can make people laugh, but who make u laugh? The joy come around rarely... Miracles come and go! We spent our whole life planning the future, worryin about the future, trying to predict the future! But the future is always changing! And we don't realize what we have around now!
Future is our wildest hopes! The future is never the way we imagine it.
DNR find out what it means and u will understand me!
DINDY
"A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch on a railroad track... an inch between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity" -- Henry Ward I'm scared, we are all scared, if we are not scared we are not paying attention...
Friday, December 16, 2011
Is not...
IS NOT THE WAY I THINK U DONT LIKE, IS NOT MY COMMENTS THAT MAKE U MAD. IS NOT WHAT I SAID THAT IRRITATED UR MIND, IS NOT MY CONFIDENCE THE THING U HATE ABOUT ME...
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH UR INSECURITIES, I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH UR MIND, I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH URSELF. I WILL NEVER BE PERFECT , I WILL NEVER BE OK. NOT EVERYBODY WILL LIKE MY THOUGHTS, MY GUTS, MY WAY... I DONT EXPECT U TO BE LIKE ME CUZ IF U WERE THEN WILL BE A BORED WORLD.
I LIKE DIFFERENCE, IM UNIQUE AND U HATE THE FACT U CANT EVEN FIND UR SELF CUZ U HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING OTHERS SINCE U WERE A KID. ONE THING IS LOOK UP AT SOMEONE, ANOTHER IS BEEN A WANNABE. NOT ME, I M UNIQUE AND THATS WHY U DONT UNDERSTAND ME. THERE IS NO UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE UR MIND IS SET TO ONLY UNDERSTAND THE SAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN. ONCE UR MIND, EYES AND HEART SEE ANOTHER SIDE U GET SCARED AND WITHOUT TRYING UR MOUTH GET FULLS OF TRASH TALK.
OPEN UR MIND AND U MIGHT FIND THE KEY OF UR MISERY. OPEN UR MIND AND WE MIGHT LIVE IN A BETTER WORLD. OPEN UR MIND TODAY THAT WAY UR SON OR DAUGHTER DONT HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE OF AN IGNORANT PARENT. ACCEPT UR NEIGHBOR THE WAY THEY ARE AND NO QUESTIONS ASK.
I MIGHT NOT BE EVERY SUNDAY AT CHURCH BUT I KNOW THERE IS A GOD, AND I TALK , I GET MAD, I ASK WHY AND STILL MY GOD TAKE CARE OF ME. I MIGHT NEVER BE HAPPY WITH WHAT MY GOD HAS FOR ME, BUT IS LIFE AND I TRY TO ENJOY EVERYDAY LIKE IS THE LAST.
DONT JUDGE, I DONT NEED ANOTHER FINGER POINT AT ME. I NEED 2 ARMS AROUND ME, I NEED LOVE, RESPECT AND UNDERSTANDING. I NEED U TO LET ME BE ME, ACCEPT WHO I AM, AND NEVER JUDGE CUZ U MIGHT POINT AT ME NOW, BUT LATER ON U WILL HAVE OTHERS JUDGING URSELF. U DONT EVEN HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ME, U JUST NEED TO ACCEPT ME.
IS NOT ME... IS JUST UR IGNORANCE WHO ARE NOT LETTING U SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF ME!!!
Dindy
GOD BLESS MY ENEMY, THANKS TO U I'M STANDING UP!
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH UR INSECURITIES, I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH UR MIND, I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH URSELF. I WILL NEVER BE PERFECT , I WILL NEVER BE OK. NOT EVERYBODY WILL LIKE MY THOUGHTS, MY GUTS, MY WAY... I DONT EXPECT U TO BE LIKE ME CUZ IF U WERE THEN WILL BE A BORED WORLD.
I LIKE DIFFERENCE, IM UNIQUE AND U HATE THE FACT U CANT EVEN FIND UR SELF CUZ U HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING OTHERS SINCE U WERE A KID. ONE THING IS LOOK UP AT SOMEONE, ANOTHER IS BEEN A WANNABE. NOT ME, I M UNIQUE AND THATS WHY U DONT UNDERSTAND ME. THERE IS NO UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE UR MIND IS SET TO ONLY UNDERSTAND THE SAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN. ONCE UR MIND, EYES AND HEART SEE ANOTHER SIDE U GET SCARED AND WITHOUT TRYING UR MOUTH GET FULLS OF TRASH TALK.
OPEN UR MIND AND U MIGHT FIND THE KEY OF UR MISERY. OPEN UR MIND AND WE MIGHT LIVE IN A BETTER WORLD. OPEN UR MIND TODAY THAT WAY UR SON OR DAUGHTER DONT HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE OF AN IGNORANT PARENT. ACCEPT UR NEIGHBOR THE WAY THEY ARE AND NO QUESTIONS ASK.
I MIGHT NOT BE EVERY SUNDAY AT CHURCH BUT I KNOW THERE IS A GOD, AND I TALK , I GET MAD, I ASK WHY AND STILL MY GOD TAKE CARE OF ME. I MIGHT NEVER BE HAPPY WITH WHAT MY GOD HAS FOR ME, BUT IS LIFE AND I TRY TO ENJOY EVERYDAY LIKE IS THE LAST.
DONT JUDGE, I DONT NEED ANOTHER FINGER POINT AT ME. I NEED 2 ARMS AROUND ME, I NEED LOVE, RESPECT AND UNDERSTANDING. I NEED U TO LET ME BE ME, ACCEPT WHO I AM, AND NEVER JUDGE CUZ U MIGHT POINT AT ME NOW, BUT LATER ON U WILL HAVE OTHERS JUDGING URSELF. U DONT EVEN HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ME, U JUST NEED TO ACCEPT ME.
IS NOT ME... IS JUST UR IGNORANCE WHO ARE NOT LETTING U SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF ME!!!
Dindy
GOD BLESS MY ENEMY, THANKS TO U I'M STANDING UP!
A friend on you, I found...
I might be not perfect, I might not be educated, i might be a little unconscious, I might be a little rude, but one thing I'm sure, and that is that I will always tell you the truth. I don't have many friends, but to tell you the truth that's ok. I might be loud, is OK in my country that is allow. I might be different, I might be difficult, I might be a bitch... But there is one thing clear and that is that no matter what I never stop be me. You can hate me, you can think I'm a stuck up bitch and u know what ... U might be right for that. But the thing is that U really don't know me.
I make a lot of jokes, I made a lot of comments, I think loud on my thoughts, I never shut my mouth when I'm supposed to, but you know what is ok, cuz I'm not hidden my ass behind pretty words, empty thoughts and fake personality. I have been dumb by my so called "friends"... I have been back stabbed couple times, so the trust this days are just in the negative. For you to be my friend you have to earned , I will be your friend forever if you allowed, the good thing about my friendship is that u can tell me the deepest secret and tomorrow I will forgot what the hell you and me were talking... Is not that I don't pay attention... is just the ADD... So is up to you if you take it right or wrong, I won't be mad at you...
I thought I had a best friend, but i told you guys I lost that long time ago... well, I decided to open a little with this particular friend... and I made that connection. I made a connection I have never ever was able to make... I told my darkness and twisted secrets and never were judged. That gave me peace, I dont need a bunch of fake friends... I only need that best friend... U know who you are, and how much u mean in my life... "WE ARE THE DYNAMIC DUO" That I never heard, nobody have value my friendship before like you has done.
Thank You for your friendship, and for accepting my crazy ass!!! Oh yeah, I'm crazy for some people, hilarious for others and confusing for others... but only true friends will put that together and find me!!! I might be all that but I least I keep it real and will never leave a friend hanging. I will be there for u, i will cry with u, I will love you unconditional and I will never change my mind, I will tell you what you don't want to heard, I will not try to step you over, I will never look at you and think less, in MY EYES WE R ALL EQUALS! There is no differences, there is no color, race, age, nationality ... in my world is love, rush, and a lot of fun.
To my Dynamic Duo I dedicate this blog, to the next one I now say peace out.
DINDY
I think I'm missing a part of me...
THERE IS A PART OF MY SOUL MISSING, THERE IS A PART OF ME COMPLETELY LOST... THERE IS DARK AND TWISTED THOUGHTS, THERE IS A PART OF ME THAT AINT HAPPY WITH WHAT I GOT. I CAN'T BE GREEDY BUT I CAN'T LIE EITHER... I HAVE A LOT, MAYBE MORE THAN WHAT I ASK GOD, AND STILL AFTER 4 YEARS OF GOOD STUFF GOING ON IN MY LIFE, STILL SOMETHING MISSING ON MY HEART AND IS NOT ABOUT RELIGION, AND IS NOT ABOUT GOD... I HAVE CARS, I HAVE MONEY, I TRAVEL THE WORLD, I VE BEEN IN PLACES THAT ONLY PEOPLE CAN SEE ON TV, I WENT THERE AND I HAVE BEEN IN IT... NOW WHEN I SEE IT ON TV, I CAN SAY LOUD AND PROUD I WAS THERE... STILL SOMETHING IS MISSING ON MY LIFE... IN THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT, ON THE DARKNESS OF MY ROOM, WHEN NOONE IS LOOKING I CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY AND I ASK GOD FOR GUIDANCE... I MIGHT NOT BE PERFECT, I MIGHT NOT ALWAYS BE NICE, I MIGHT BE RUDE AND SOMETIMES I MIGHT BE A PAIN IN THE ASS, BUT NEVER LET THOSE THINGS CHANGE THE WAY U THINK ABOUT THE REAL ME...CUZ ONLY CLOSE AND REAL FRIENDS KNOW THE REAL ME...
PPL SEE ME AND AUTOMATICALLY MADE THE WRONG CONCLUSION, PPL SEES MY TATTOOS AND THINK I'M THAT CRAZY CHICK... PPL HEARD MY FUNNY ACCENT AND THINK I'M DUMB... WELL I HAVE MORE EDUCATION THAN WHAT U KNOW!
THERE IS A BROKEN HEART I HAVEN'T BE ABLE TO RESTART, I PUT IT TOGETHER LONG TIME AGO, I PUT A BAND AID AND MOVE ON, I LOCK IT AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT, I TOLD MYSELF I WILL LOOK FOR IT WHEN THE TIME IS THE PERFECT ONE, IT'S BEEN ALMOST 5 YEARS SINCE THE LAST, AND I'M OK NOW. BUT STILL THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING AND I CAN'T FIND WHAT IS IT! I MADE A LOT OF JOKES, I'M SILLY 90% OF THE TIME, I HATE TALKING BOUT LOVE AND I HAVE 2 CRAZY FRIENDS THAT TELL ME ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT THEIR LOVE, AND SOMETIMES I TELL MYSELF I DONT WANT THAT, AND THERE IS OTHER TIME WHEN I SEE GREY'S THAT I WANT IT...
LOVE SUCKS, BUT I CAN'T TELL U WHAT IS IT CUZ BY EXPERIENCE I HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET... WE SOMETIMES CONFUSED LOVE AND HIS DEFINITION... BUT TO TELL U THE TRUTH WE WILL NEVER KNOW THE REAL THING ABOUT LOVE AND WE ALL GET CONFUSED...
I MISSING A LOT ON LIFE, BUT I NEED TO LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT I GOT NOW, AND MAYBE GOD AND LIFE WILL GIVE ME WHAT I WANT WHEN I VALUE WHAT I GOT TODAY IN MY HANDS!!!
MISSING A PART OF ME WILL ALWAYS BE AN ISSUE AND THE TRUTH MIGHT BE, THAT I M NOT MISSING ANYTHING, IS ME THAT IS NOT SEEING WHAT IS NEXT TO ME!
DINDY
PPL SEE ME AND AUTOMATICALLY MADE THE WRONG CONCLUSION, PPL SEES MY TATTOOS AND THINK I'M THAT CRAZY CHICK... PPL HEARD MY FUNNY ACCENT AND THINK I'M DUMB... WELL I HAVE MORE EDUCATION THAN WHAT U KNOW!
THERE IS A BROKEN HEART I HAVEN'T BE ABLE TO RESTART, I PUT IT TOGETHER LONG TIME AGO, I PUT A BAND AID AND MOVE ON, I LOCK IT AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT, I TOLD MYSELF I WILL LOOK FOR IT WHEN THE TIME IS THE PERFECT ONE, IT'S BEEN ALMOST 5 YEARS SINCE THE LAST, AND I'M OK NOW. BUT STILL THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING AND I CAN'T FIND WHAT IS IT! I MADE A LOT OF JOKES, I'M SILLY 90% OF THE TIME, I HATE TALKING BOUT LOVE AND I HAVE 2 CRAZY FRIENDS THAT TELL ME ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT THEIR LOVE, AND SOMETIMES I TELL MYSELF I DONT WANT THAT, AND THERE IS OTHER TIME WHEN I SEE GREY'S THAT I WANT IT...
LOVE SUCKS, BUT I CAN'T TELL U WHAT IS IT CUZ BY EXPERIENCE I HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET... WE SOMETIMES CONFUSED LOVE AND HIS DEFINITION... BUT TO TELL U THE TRUTH WE WILL NEVER KNOW THE REAL THING ABOUT LOVE AND WE ALL GET CONFUSED...
I MISSING A LOT ON LIFE, BUT I NEED TO LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT I GOT NOW, AND MAYBE GOD AND LIFE WILL GIVE ME WHAT I WANT WHEN I VALUE WHAT I GOT TODAY IN MY HANDS!!!
MISSING A PART OF ME WILL ALWAYS BE AN ISSUE AND THE TRUTH MIGHT BE, THAT I M NOT MISSING ANYTHING, IS ME THAT IS NOT SEEING WHAT IS NEXT TO ME!
DINDY
Inside my head...Inside my heart... 2 different voices and noone gets to get on the same page
I have so many thoughts, so many feelings. They get mixed, sometimes they cross each other, but they never are on the same page! I want my head where my heart is! And I want my heart where my head is. Maybe and I said maybe that way I can make any sense, Maybe and just maybe I can get to the point where I can see clear, maybe I can understand myself. What do I really want? A question that I asked myself every single night while I rest on my bed. Things have lost interest, things have just become things with no importance, people has become a pain in the ass, and there is days I don't even want the light shine against my body. Light sometimes hurt my vision and give me headaches. Darkness has become a thing in my life, which I'm not ashamed to say, but I like and I enjoy more and more everyday. My heart is screaming for help, my life is slipping out of my hands and I'm don't know how to grab it again. Is like a slow motion, go around me in such motion. I can see everything, but nothing make sense. I've been trying to get stable, but unstability is what I grew up with. Moving every 6 months, every year... God, I have lost myself in this mess, and now I'm looking for it and I haven't been successful on that mission cuz I can't find it anymore. People tell me to be strong... I said is ok, I will be more positive.
Letting fears go, and embracing victory...an easy say but such hard mission to accomplish to make...
Dindy
Letting fears go, and embracing victory...an easy say but such hard mission to accomplish to make...
Dindy
Breast Feeding... Know your rights!
FOR THOSE WHO ARE AGAINST... READ THIS!! THEY HAVE ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE RIGHT TO DO IT EVEN IF U ARE "TOO OFFENDED OR UNCOMFORTABLE" IF U ARE UNCOMFORTABLE, JUST DONT LOOK AT IT, LIKE SOME PEOPLE DID AT THE OFFICE TODAY!!! CUZ THEY HAVE THE RIGHT AND ITS SAYS "EVEN IF THERE IS A EXPOSURE OF THE BREAST" THANK U VERY MUCH!! IF U WANT A LAWYER, CALL MEEEEEEEEEEE THEY DONT CALL ME REVULERA JUST FOR FUN!!! I KNOW MY FUCKING RIGHTSSSSSSSSSSS!!! DINDY LA REVULERA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA IM JUST SAYING!!!
"Legislation is most effective when it
clearly specifies that women have the
right to breastfeed in any public or
private place where they have the
right to be, even if there is exposure
of the breast. Eighteen states have
created or amended their laws to
expressly give women the right to
breastfeed in any place where they
have the right to be,5
and eight states
have provided that their laws apply
even if there is exposure of the breast
during or incidental to breastfeeding.6"(FL IS INCLUDED)
AND FLORIDA IS ONE OF THE STATES... YES WE DONT WANNA SEE UR TETA, BUT IF UR BABY IS HUNGRY AND SCREAMMING, WELL U DO WHAT U HAVE TO DO!!! SO BREAST FEEDING IS A ACT OF GOD!!
AGAIN, DONT BE TELLING PPL TO LEAVE IF U DONT KNOW THE LAW... I DONT NEED A PHD TO KNOW THE LAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA SO FOR THOSE WHO THINKS THAT CUZ THEY ARE DOING THEIR PHD, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING... I GUESS U DONT KNOW SHITTTTTTTTTTTT! CUZ U WERE SAYING U HAVE TO BE COVER!! NOOOOOOOO, U DONT NEED TO BE COVERRRRRRRRRRRR, GO BACK TO SCHOOL PLEASE!!!! OR JUST SHUT THE HELL UP IF U DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK U ARE SAYING!! OR LIKE MEEEEEEEEE, IF U GONNA MAKE A POINT LOOK FOR EVIDENCE THAT SUPPORT UR STATEMENT!!!
AND THIS IS NOTTTTTTTTTTT AGAINST ANYBODY, SOO PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED, IM JUST BEEN A SMART ASSSSSSSSSS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
REFERENCE :
http://usbc01.prod.web.sba.com/LinkClick.aspx?link=Publications%2FState-Legislation-2002-USBC.pdf&tabid=70&mid=388
READDDDDDDDDDDD DONT BE JUST IGNORANT!!! READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! THANK U!! CALL MY LAWYER?? NAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I TELL U HOW IT ISSSSSSSSSS!! AND I DO IT FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
"Legislation is most effective when it
clearly specifies that women have the
right to breastfeed in any public or
private place where they have the
right to be, even if there is exposure
of the breast. Eighteen states have
created or amended their laws to
expressly give women the right to
breastfeed in any place where they
have the right to be,5
and eight states
have provided that their laws apply
even if there is exposure of the breast
during or incidental to breastfeeding.6"(FL IS INCLUDED)
AND FLORIDA IS ONE OF THE STATES... YES WE DONT WANNA SEE UR TETA, BUT IF UR BABY IS HUNGRY AND SCREAMMING, WELL U DO WHAT U HAVE TO DO!!! SO BREAST FEEDING IS A ACT OF GOD!!
AGAIN, DONT BE TELLING PPL TO LEAVE IF U DONT KNOW THE LAW... I DONT NEED A PHD TO KNOW THE LAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA SO FOR THOSE WHO THINKS THAT CUZ THEY ARE DOING THEIR PHD, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING... I GUESS U DONT KNOW SHITTTTTTTTTTTT! CUZ U WERE SAYING U HAVE TO BE COVER!! NOOOOOOOO, U DONT NEED TO BE COVERRRRRRRRRRRR, GO BACK TO SCHOOL PLEASE!!!! OR JUST SHUT THE HELL UP IF U DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK U ARE SAYING!! OR LIKE MEEEEEEEEE, IF U GONNA MAKE A POINT LOOK FOR EVIDENCE THAT SUPPORT UR STATEMENT!!!
AND THIS IS NOTTTTTTTTTTT AGAINST ANYBODY, SOO PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED, IM JUST BEEN A SMART ASSSSSSSSSS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
REFERENCE :
http://usbc01.prod.web.sba.com/LinkClick.aspx?link=Publications%2FState-Legislation-2002-USBC.pdf&tabid=70&mid=388
READDDDDDDDDDDD DONT BE JUST IGNORANT!!! READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! THANK U!! CALL MY LAWYER?? NAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I TELL U HOW IT ISSSSSSSSSS!! AND I DO IT FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Puertorican Medical Disorders
PUERTO RICAN MEDICAL DISORDERS
MONGA-------Mysterious body temperature, not high enough to be
considered fever, but serious enough to miss school and work. Illness
is unknown by the American Medical Association and only understood by
doctors of Puerto Rican origin.
PATATU------Attack of obscure origin that can strike at any time.
Could be serious enough to require hospitalization, yet is undetected
by medical technology. Victims tend to be males and females over the age of
50 years.
SERENO------Occurs when someone steps outdoors suddenly at night and is
sprinkled by a mysterious substance produced by the night air. There
are no physical symptoms and it can only be detected by the Puerto
Rican elderly. The effect of having this disease is unknown. Children
must not be taken out at night without proper headgear or risk of
contamination is certain.
EMPACHE-----Digestive disorder which occurs after the consumption of a
large Puerto Rican meal. (alka seltzer is completely ineffective)
CUERPO COLTAO----Frequent and mild condition of unknown etiology.
Symptoms include but are not limited to fatigue, lack of energy and chronic
whining.
MOñO PARAO------Psychological imbalance of short duration that causes
strange mood swings, violent irritating behavior as well as general
unpleasantness.
COCOTAZO---also referred to as the 'Fuacate'.. The crippling effect
from a closed fist with the middle finger slightly raised above the
others....then comes the quick snap of the wrist. Usually landing on
the top of victims head.....(a favorite of fathers and grandfathers).
CHICHON-----Elevated cranial protrusion usually caused by the fall
after a 'Patatu'. Can also be caused by the sudden or unexpected
encounter of the 'cocotazo'.
If you have not encountered or witnessed these disorders, then you are not a
typical Puerto Rican...
Que mucho enseñaban las madres boricuas!!!!; Si no fuera por eso creo que
ahora seriamos unos delincuentes.
Las grandes cosas que mi madre me enseño:
Mi madre me enseño sobre RELIGION - 'Pídele a Dios que yo no te agarre!!!.'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ANTICIPACION 1 - 'Deja que lleguemos a la casa!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ANTICIPACION 2 - 'Deja que tu padre se entere!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre ESTRES - 'Me tienes hasta la coronilla!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre mis RAICES - 'Mal agradecido, cuando yo era
chiquita no
tenía nada de eso!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre LOGICA 1 - '¿Cómo que por qué? Porque Sí!!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó LÓGICA 2 - 'Mami, ¿qué hay de comer?'' ¡COMIDA!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre INSPIRACION - 'Si llegas con malas notas te voy a
hacer comer la chancleta'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ESCAPISMO - 'Ven acá; si huyes te voy a dar más
duro!!!
Mi madre me enseño sobre SABIDURIA - 'Tú crees que te lo sabes todo y no
sabes ni limpiarte el cu*o!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre CONFUSION 1 - 'Me cago en la Madre que te parió!'
(Espera un momento, acaso no es ella misma?)
Mi madre me enseño sobre CONFUSION 2 - 'Mira muchacho, SUBETE PA'RRIBA o
BAJA
PA'BAJO' (A donde mas puedo subir si no es pa'rriba o bajar si no es
pa'bajo?)
Mi madre me enseño sobre CONFUSION 3 - 'Te vas a ir a dormir sin sueño!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre DETERMINACION - '¿Quieres agua? Vete y buscala tu
mismo,que los pajaritos son mas pequeños y van al río!!!!
Mi madre me enseño sobre PERFECCION- 'No!! Yo no me equivoco, soy perfecta
porque soy tu madre y si continuas te rompo la cara!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre A VALORAR SUS SACRIFICIOS - 'Sabes que deje de ver
la novela por cocinarte la comida, y ahora me dices que no te gusta esa
carne!!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ENVIDIA Y SARCASMO - 'Hay millones de niños menos
afortunados que tú, que no tienen una madre tan maravillosa como la
tuya!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ODONTOLOGIA - 'Me vuelves a contestar así y te
tumbo los dientes!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre CURACION DEL DOLOR - '¿Te duele?; pues sobate!!!'
Mi madre me enseño A CONTAR - 'Madre hay solo una'
Mi madre me enseño sobre DEGUSTACION CULINARIA - 'Chúpate esa en lo que te
mondan la otra! '
Mi madre me enseño sobre PRECISION - 'Si te caes y te agolpeas, te voy a dar
encima del mismo golpe!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre RECTITUD - 'Siéntate derecho, o quieres que te
enderece de una bofeta!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre VENTRILOQUIA - 'No me refutes, cierra la boca Y
contéstame!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre los AHORROS - 'Guárdate esas lagrimas para cuando
yo me muera!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre EL PODER DE ORACION - 'Mejor reza para que esa
mancha salga de la alfombra!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre OSMOSIS - 'Cierra la boca y come!!!! '
Mi madre me enseño sobre FUERZA DE VOLUNTAD - 'Te vas a quedar ahí sentado
hasta que te lo comas todo!!!'
Mi madre me enseño a MODIFICAR CIERTO PATRONES DE COMPORTAMIENTO - 'Deja de
actuar como tu padre!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño a APRECIAR ELTRABAJO DE LOS DEMAS - 'Si se van a matar
háganlo afuera, que acabo de limpiar el piso!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre BIOLOGÍA 1 - '¡Tienes menos cerebro que un
mosquito!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre BIOLOGÍA 2 - '¡Tu hablas cuando las gallinas
meen!!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre GEOGRAFÍA DE PUERTO RICO - '¡Te voy a dar una pela
que los gritos se van a oír desde Mayaguez a Fajardo!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre PROVOCACION - 'No me cuques!!!!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre COMUNICACION - '¿A que no te atreves repetir lo que
dijiste?'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre DISFRUTAR LA FELICIDAD EN EL MOMENTO - 'Ríete
ahora, que después de la risa viene el llanto'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre GENEROSIDAD - 'Le das la mitad a tu hermano y
punto!!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre FISICA - '¿Que esta caliente la sopa y no sabes
como enfriarla? SOPLA!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre TRANQUILIDAD MENTAL - 'No te preocupes, que yo te
agarro!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre FUERZA DE VOLUNTAD - 'Vete al cuarto y búscame la
correa, que con ella misma te voy a dar una peelaaa!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre METEOROLOGIA - 'Parece que ha pasado un huracán por
tu cuarto!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre CONTORSIONISMO - '¡Mira que asqueroso tienes el
cuello, MIRALO!!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre IRONIA - 'Tú sigue llorando, y veras como te doy
una razón para que llores de verdad!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre I.Q. (COCIENTE DE INTELIGENCIA) - 'Eres más bruto
que una ratonera de cantazo!!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ASTRONOMIA - 'Si sigues molestando te voy a dar una
galleta que vas a ver las estrellas!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre PREDECIR EL FUTURO - 'Si sacas otra 'F' ya veras lo
que te va a pasar, so' charlatán!!!!'
Que vivan las Madres Puertorriqueñas!!!!
'Si el AMOR es lo que hace rodar al Mundo, no hay duda que el BUEN HUMOR lo
conserva sobre su eje.'
MONGA-------Mysterious body temperature, not high enough to be
considered fever, but serious enough to miss school and work. Illness
is unknown by the American Medical Association and only understood by
doctors of Puerto Rican origin.
PATATU------Attack of obscure origin that can strike at any time.
Could be serious enough to require hospitalization, yet is undetected
by medical technology. Victims tend to be males and females over the age of
50 years.
SERENO------Occurs when someone steps outdoors suddenly at night and is
sprinkled by a mysterious substance produced by the night air. There
are no physical symptoms and it can only be detected by the Puerto
Rican elderly. The effect of having this disease is unknown. Children
must not be taken out at night without proper headgear or risk of
contamination is certain.
EMPACHE-----Digestive disorder which occurs after the consumption of a
large Puerto Rican meal. (alka seltzer is completely ineffective)
CUERPO COLTAO----Frequent and mild condition of unknown etiology.
Symptoms include but are not limited to fatigue, lack of energy and chronic
whining.
MOñO PARAO------Psychological imbalance of short duration that causes
strange mood swings, violent irritating behavior as well as general
unpleasantness.
COCOTAZO---also referred to as the 'Fuacate'.. The crippling effect
from a closed fist with the middle finger slightly raised above the
others....then comes the quick snap of the wrist. Usually landing on
the top of victims head.....(a favorite of fathers and grandfathers).
CHICHON-----Elevated cranial protrusion usually caused by the fall
after a 'Patatu'. Can also be caused by the sudden or unexpected
encounter of the 'cocotazo'.
If you have not encountered or witnessed these disorders, then you are not a
typical Puerto Rican...
Que mucho enseñaban las madres boricuas!!!!; Si no fuera por eso creo que
ahora seriamos unos delincuentes.
Las grandes cosas que mi madre me enseño:
Mi madre me enseño sobre RELIGION - 'Pídele a Dios que yo no te agarre!!!.'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ANTICIPACION 1 - 'Deja que lleguemos a la casa!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ANTICIPACION 2 - 'Deja que tu padre se entere!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre ESTRES - 'Me tienes hasta la coronilla!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre mis RAICES - 'Mal agradecido, cuando yo era
chiquita no
tenía nada de eso!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre LOGICA 1 - '¿Cómo que por qué? Porque Sí!!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó LÓGICA 2 - 'Mami, ¿qué hay de comer?'' ¡COMIDA!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre INSPIRACION - 'Si llegas con malas notas te voy a
hacer comer la chancleta'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ESCAPISMO - 'Ven acá; si huyes te voy a dar más
duro!!!
Mi madre me enseño sobre SABIDURIA - 'Tú crees que te lo sabes todo y no
sabes ni limpiarte el cu*o!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre CONFUSION 1 - 'Me cago en la Madre que te parió!'
(Espera un momento, acaso no es ella misma?)
Mi madre me enseño sobre CONFUSION 2 - 'Mira muchacho, SUBETE PA'RRIBA o
BAJA
PA'BAJO' (A donde mas puedo subir si no es pa'rriba o bajar si no es
pa'bajo?)
Mi madre me enseño sobre CONFUSION 3 - 'Te vas a ir a dormir sin sueño!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre DETERMINACION - '¿Quieres agua? Vete y buscala tu
mismo,que los pajaritos son mas pequeños y van al río!!!!
Mi madre me enseño sobre PERFECCION- 'No!! Yo no me equivoco, soy perfecta
porque soy tu madre y si continuas te rompo la cara!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre A VALORAR SUS SACRIFICIOS - 'Sabes que deje de ver
la novela por cocinarte la comida, y ahora me dices que no te gusta esa
carne!!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ENVIDIA Y SARCASMO - 'Hay millones de niños menos
afortunados que tú, que no tienen una madre tan maravillosa como la
tuya!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ODONTOLOGIA - 'Me vuelves a contestar así y te
tumbo los dientes!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre CURACION DEL DOLOR - '¿Te duele?; pues sobate!!!'
Mi madre me enseño A CONTAR - 'Madre hay solo una'
Mi madre me enseño sobre DEGUSTACION CULINARIA - 'Chúpate esa en lo que te
mondan la otra! '
Mi madre me enseño sobre PRECISION - 'Si te caes y te agolpeas, te voy a dar
encima del mismo golpe!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre RECTITUD - 'Siéntate derecho, o quieres que te
enderece de una bofeta!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre VENTRILOQUIA - 'No me refutes, cierra la boca Y
contéstame!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre los AHORROS - 'Guárdate esas lagrimas para cuando
yo me muera!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre EL PODER DE ORACION - 'Mejor reza para que esa
mancha salga de la alfombra!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre OSMOSIS - 'Cierra la boca y come!!!! '
Mi madre me enseño sobre FUERZA DE VOLUNTAD - 'Te vas a quedar ahí sentado
hasta que te lo comas todo!!!'
Mi madre me enseño a MODIFICAR CIERTO PATRONES DE COMPORTAMIENTO - 'Deja de
actuar como tu padre!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño a APRECIAR ELTRABAJO DE LOS DEMAS - 'Si se van a matar
háganlo afuera, que acabo de limpiar el piso!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre BIOLOGÍA 1 - '¡Tienes menos cerebro que un
mosquito!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre BIOLOGÍA 2 - '¡Tu hablas cuando las gallinas
meen!!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre GEOGRAFÍA DE PUERTO RICO - '¡Te voy a dar una pela
que los gritos se van a oír desde Mayaguez a Fajardo!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre PROVOCACION - 'No me cuques!!!!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre COMUNICACION - '¿A que no te atreves repetir lo que
dijiste?'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre DISFRUTAR LA FELICIDAD EN EL MOMENTO - 'Ríete
ahora, que después de la risa viene el llanto'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre GENEROSIDAD - 'Le das la mitad a tu hermano y
punto!!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre FISICA - '¿Que esta caliente la sopa y no sabes
como enfriarla? SOPLA!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre TRANQUILIDAD MENTAL - 'No te preocupes, que yo te
agarro!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre FUERZA DE VOLUNTAD - 'Vete al cuarto y búscame la
correa, que con ella misma te voy a dar una peelaaa!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre METEOROLOGIA - 'Parece que ha pasado un huracán por
tu cuarto!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre CONTORSIONISMO - '¡Mira que asqueroso tienes el
cuello, MIRALO!!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre IRONIA - 'Tú sigue llorando, y veras como te doy
una razón para que llores de verdad!!!'
Mi madre me enseñó sobre I.Q. (COCIENTE DE INTELIGENCIA) - 'Eres más bruto
que una ratonera de cantazo!!!!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre ASTRONOMIA - 'Si sigues molestando te voy a dar una
galleta que vas a ver las estrellas!!!'
Mi madre me enseño sobre PREDECIR EL FUTURO - 'Si sacas otra 'F' ya veras lo
que te va a pasar, so' charlatán!!!!'
Que vivan las Madres Puertorriqueñas!!!!
'Si el AMOR es lo que hace rodar al Mundo, no hay duda que el BUEN HUMOR lo
conserva sobre su eje.'
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